You Know you have Coeliac Disease if,
.
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You have to say “I can’t tolerate ‘Glutton’s either” but the word is ‘Gluten’
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Your Computer gives a message ‘Cookies were blocked
and you think
OMG My browser’s gone GF as well.
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You keep explaining your allergic to ‘Wheat’ not MEAT
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You know ‘Oust’ covers up smells better than ‘Glade’
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You know 3,000,000 different ways to prepare potatoes and rice.
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The kids see you with ‘Air-freshener’ they know that THE TOILET IS A NO-GO AREA .
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You 'now' have an understanding of the Jewish faith
and realise their problems in keeping
a kosher kitchen.
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You utter every conceivable swear word when you’ve just eaten ‘Gluten’
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Someone says Oh! you're Celiac, you have a problem with Globulin
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You pay over $4 for a small pan of inedible bread.
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You always carry ‘Imodium’ with you when you go out.
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You can survive for a whole week on ‘Rice Cakes and Peanut Butter’
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You only ‘Fart’ when you’re in the Air-freshener aisle in the supermarket,
and discreetly try the fragrance’s.
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Someone sends you a message about ‘cheating’
and you don’t automatically think about
your spouse and a neighbour.
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I hope these brought a smile to your face..
Best Regards,
David
